Family Guy — S06E08 — McStroke

00:00:03 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:00 Ooh! Mustache Aficionado.

00:01:56 but I prefer the term mustache.

00:02:50 Dude, let me tell you something.

00:03:45 and you have to forward it to all your friends with the message,

00:04:44 Can we get some salami and...

00:05:47 Good mustache question.

00:06:41 You've checkmated my teenage cynicism!

00:07:21 consume your personality?

00:08:07 Oh, my God!

00:09:08 Mustache fart.

00:10:01 Come to think of it, I can't really feel anything

00:11:05 This is my good arm. Bring the beer over here!

00:11:51 Before you know it, we'll be like an old married couple.

00:13:24 this Saturday night at Anal Point?

00:14:37 Sweetheart, that's incredible! And it only took five minutes?

00:15:30 Case dismissed.

00:16:21 "Hey, baby, I'm not gay!" "Does this yellow hat make my ass look fat?"

00:17:22 looking to invest in McBurgertown Industries,

00:18:16 Hey, what's in there?

00:19:03 They have killed a great many of us, including my beloved wife.

00:20:42 Well, you've effectively ended my reign of coolness, haven't you?

00:21:41 I have revealed to you today these horrors in the hope

00:22:41 Well, this is pretty awkward.