Family Guy — S05E18 — Meet the Quagmires
2007 · 22 MIN · IMDB 8.4 · 1,613 VOTES · DIR. Dan Povenmire
Overview
Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the present, he soon realizes that everything is anything but normal, as he is now married to the former actress, and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have also taken on Quagmire's charming characteristics.
Dialogue Timeline — 398 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see
00:01:01 I like having a family. I got all the crazy out of my system when I was 18.
00:01:55 Step aside, junior. Nope, he's just knocked out.
00:02:55 Slap me ten.
00:03:48 Son of a bitch.
00:04:53 EDDIE MURPHY: Hey, did you ever have a barbecue?
00:05:43 I'll say.
00:06:27 Do you like cake? Yes.
00:07:39 Yeah. I like that one.
00:08:22 Come here, baby. Let's head upstairs and play hide-and-go-anal.
00:09:10 Well, who knows what else we changed.
00:09:47 Oh, my God! All right, don't freak out, Peter.
00:10:48 We're the ones who were meant to be together, not you and Quagmire.
00:11:37 so I can undo what I did.
00:12:38 With President Gore's universal health care,
00:13:24 All right, hang on. Here we go.
00:14:10 I figured Scott Baio was androgynous enough that we...
00:15:01 You're supposed to be with Lois.
00:15:51 but you never showed up.
00:16:49 PETER: Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.
00:17:38 Peter, I am here with Glenn.
00:18:44 Yes. Yes, I will.
00:20:09 Whoa, whoa, big guy.
00:21:17 Who ate all the pecan sandies?
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin (voice)
Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)
Mike Henry
Cleveland Brown (voice)
Beth Littleford
Jane Jetson (voice)
Adam Carolla
Death (voice)
Will Sasso
(voice)
Jeff Bergman
Joe Piscopo (voice)
Alec Sulkin
Blue Ghost / Judd Nelson / Chicken's Friend (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed398
Dialogue density18.1 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:21:17
Production Record
DirectorDan Povenmire
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,613
Factoids
Episode
Family Guy, season 5, episode 18: Meet the Quagmires.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1434/season/5/episode/18
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