Family Guy — S05E17 — It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
2007 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.5 · 1,200 VOTES · DIR. Zac Moncrief
Overview
Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she now holds, and begins accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive things. Meanwhile, Peter comes to enjoy being the "first lady" of Quahog, and all of the perks that go along with it.
Dialogue Timeline — 401 lines
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00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see
00:00:56 Don't... Don't listen to that fat tourist.
00:02:20 Beautiful country, isn't it, Chris?
00:03:15 ♪ He was Ralph on Happy Days
00:04:23 ♪ She'll be coming round the mountain
00:05:27 That's it? Yeah.
00:06:31 No, I don't.
00:07:50 I mean, you couldn't possibly have sanctioned
00:08:49 The Quahog mayoral race is heating up
00:09:55 Chris, this is our house.
00:10:37 And here we are sitting here like a bunch of lazy paraplegic cops.
00:11:23 Sweep that up. Put it up in your room, but sweep it up first!
00:12:12 Oh, snap.
00:13:13 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. I'm not impressed.
00:14:04 Because that's what Jesus wants.
00:14:58 Lois Griffin!
00:15:56 No, no, no. That's awful. No, no, no. I'm not okay with that.
00:16:50 How much money before I can feel safe again?
00:17:42 Mom, everyone on TV says you're running the town great.
00:18:33 What the hell's up with these rolling blackouts?
00:19:21 It's 4,300.
00:20:18 Hey, hey, Lois! Lois!
00:21:22 My face!
00:22:16 My wife did.
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin (voice)
Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)
Mike Henry
Cleveland Brown (voice)
Patrick Warburton
Joe Swanson (voice)
Don Most
Donny Most (voice)
Keith Olbermann
Bob Grossbeard (voice)
Keith Ferguson
Jimmy Smits (voice)
Jackson Douglas
Jason Voorhees (voice)
Fred Tatasciore
Undecided Voter (voice)
Adam West
Adam West (voice)
Phil LaMarr
The Screaming Black Dolphins (voice)
Lori Alan
Diane Simmons / Girl (voice)
Jeff Bergman
(voice)
Carrie Fisher
Angela (voice)
John G. Brennan
Mort Goldman (voice)
Gary Cole
Principal Shepherd (voice)
Masam Holden
Lake (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed401
Dialogue density18.2 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:22:16
Production Record
DirectorZac Moncrief
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,200
Factoids
Episode
Family Guy, season 5, episode 17: It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1434/season/5/episode/17
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