Family Guy — S05E15 — Boys Do Cry
2007 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.3 · 1,185 VOTES · DIR. Brian Iles
Overview
Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has been possessed by the devil. While on the run, the family ends up in Texas, where Peter begins to fit right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant, and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house.
Dialogue Timeline — 403 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:03 ♪ It seems today that all you see
00:00:59 Maybe because your dad's an ivory hunter?
00:01:58 All right.
00:03:58 Finally. Some of us have been waiting all evening
00:04:41 She can't answer you. She can't even talk.
00:05:55 Give me that!
00:06:41 But I guess that's too much to ask.
00:07:46 No! Take them off, I said!
00:09:00 All right, get your snacks, and hurry out, you guys.
00:09:48 I love this tie.
00:10:51 When will it work for her?
00:11:30 No, no, no...
00:12:22 Howdy, Texas, I'm Duke Dillon.
00:13:05 Everyone, it's over. We can go back to Quahog.
00:14:01 Is that, like, a special you have on now or something?
00:15:00 The horse may have pooped in the bed.
00:15:50 Who drove you there?
00:16:50 18% approval ratings.
00:17:50 I was here for 12 weeks. I had to do something.
00:18:46 No, they don't. Didn't you hear?
00:19:40 In Texas, we execute the retarded!
00:20:41 We're about to see if Stewie won.
00:21:42 My pleasure, Peter.
00:22:36 Yeah.
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin (voice)
Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)
Mike Henry
Cleveland Brown (voice)
Bill Engvall
Duke Dillon (voice)
Kirker Butler
(voice)
Drew Barrymore
Jillian Russell (voice)
Gilbert Gottfried
Horse (voice)
Alexandra Breckenridge
Emcee (voice)
Mark Hentemann
Texan Clerk (voice)
Lori Alan
Diane Simmons / Girl (voice)
Ralph Garman
Various (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed403
Dialogue density18.3 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:22:36
Production Record
DirectorBrian Iles
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,185
Factoids
Episode
Family Guy, season 5, episode 15: Boys Do Cry.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1434/season/5/episode/15
Rating source
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