Family Guy — S05E14 — No Meals on Wheels

00:00:03 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:07 Neil's doing a report on Christianity at school.

00:02:08 It's racist, and for God's sake, you ruined your best suit.

00:02:56 Well, I guess I can still play with it three weeks out of the month.

00:03:45 All right. So, we roll the dice,

00:04:15 Yes. I'd rather look at Meg toweling off after a shower

00:04:59 Lois don't get alarmed, but I think I might be Jesus.

00:05:54 Yeah, maybe we should.

00:06:47 That's why I rushed over, but...

00:07:25 E mess

00:08:10 Well, here's another chance to open a restaurant.

00:09:07 Hey, Lois. Diamond Jim Brady over here just asked if we accept the Discover card.

00:10:04 ♪ She didn't care if the whole world looked

00:10:51 ♪ Babe Zaharias was a really good athlete

00:11:36 I just adopted 30 puppies.

00:12:28 Maybe you need to do a little advertising, Peter.

00:13:10 This is going to be cooler than that time Ben Stiller taught me how to be myself.

00:14:12 with the bandana on his head. Oh, there he is.

00:15:07 then come on down to Big Pete's House of Munch,

00:15:46 because Mark Harmon is cool.

00:16:32 Are you telling me that you have a problem with me being handicapped?

00:18:23 No, Peter. I heard what you said about my movies.

00:19:32 ♪ And while I'm away

00:20:42 That sounds awful.