Family Guy — S05E13 — Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:11 Today was a good day.

00:02:24 Ah, it was nothing. That's how I caught old Woody over there.

00:03:27 Hey, is that your wife?

00:04:24 I have no idea.

00:05:17 You're like those people who sit in Starbucks

00:06:13 I feel like Arnold Schwarzenegger

00:07:02 Peter! Oh, my God!

00:07:48 After my bypass, I remember wondering

00:08:58 Folks, say hi to my pal Hungry Hank.

00:09:58 Oh, boy, this is going to be fun.

00:10:51 Oh, yeah, I see it.

00:12:03 No! No! You do not go on this lawn!

00:12:48 People see my diaper, and they say,

00:13:32 a pelican or a school bus?

00:14:42 What the hell was I thinking?

00:15:37 I understand.

00:16:26 I haven't misjudged someone this bad since my last physical.

00:17:14 Well, we did it, Watson. What an afternoon.

00:18:22 Just pick somebody, and I'll make it happen.

00:19:05 I wouldn't have kept my promise.

00:19:54 Oh, boy, what's the best way to say this?

00:20:49 All I know is, I don't want to do anything to hurt you.

00:21:56 Well, look at this.