Family Guy — S05E11 — The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
2007 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.7 · 1,212 VOTES · DIR. Julius Wu
Overview
When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.
Dialogue Timeline — 393 lines
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00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see
00:00:57 You're a worse parent than Britney Spears.
00:01:53 Oh! Just tapped it again! Oh. Oh. Tap, tap, tap.
00:02:52 Looks like we got six more weeks of winter.
00:03:48 Kill it, kill it!
00:04:49 and you need to remind your customers of that.
00:05:53 Hey, don't call me names, Kyle.
00:06:40 Remember, you had a bully too when you were his age.
00:07:30 I like it 'cause it's just above my lip. The kind of moustache that says,
00:08:26 Yeah, it stars a little actress named Joan Van Ark. Maybe you've heard her.
00:09:13 Oh, dear. They're not getting along?
00:09:52 "I'm Peter Griffin. I'm a dorky, fat, numb-nuts."
00:11:02 What? I'm going to prison, aren't I?
00:12:36 Hello, Lois. Hello, Claire.
00:13:19 By gluing many razor blades to this ordinary desk fan,
00:14:13 You horse's ass!
00:15:07 Relax, Stewie. He said it looks benign. We'll just have to wait and see.
00:15:57 "Me, big American man."
00:17:35 Olive juice you, too.
00:18:16 What? You suck.
00:19:04 I should be bullying Randy Fulcher. He's the jerk in all this.
00:20:16 Let's see what you got so far.
00:21:07 and he's bragging about it. Now you really got me mad.
00:22:10 Wocka, wocka. Who wants to hear a funny-ass joke?
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Factoids
Family Guy, season 5, episode 11: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou.
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