Family Guy — S05E10 — Peter's Two Dads

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:00:57 we probably would have seen a guy around, right?

00:01:42 L as in "Look, it's Robert Loggia."

00:02:33 He didn't say. Well, find out, would you?

00:03:06 No, no, I have no idea.

00:04:06 You stupid son of a bitch, you didn't even know how old I am.

00:04:56 The grasshopper says, "You mean, there's a drink named Irving?"

00:05:59 No. Oh, God.

00:06:51 Peter, have you been drinking?

00:08:00 Dad, I'm so sorry I broke all your ribs and busted your spleen

00:09:09 All I wanted was for my dad to tell me he loved me.

00:09:59 Look, here. This is the number of a hypnotherapist I want you to see.

00:10:54 Oh, my God. Stewie, honey, I am so sorry. Are you okay, sweetie?

00:11:58 of nerve endings in the body.

00:12:58 I felt terrified and brutalized and humiliated and, and, and alive.

00:14:10 Sweetheart, when will you be back?

00:15:04 Look at the mess you made.

00:15:53 PILOT: Welcome to Ireland. We'll be landing in five minutes.

00:16:47 Just you try it. Oh, I'll try it.

00:17:44 Yeah, I came all the way from America to find you.

00:18:36 Wait a minute, Brian. That's it. I'm a fat, stinking drunk

00:19:30 let's drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our livers and kills us.

00:21:08 ♪ Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring

00:22:04 And we don't tan well, either.