Family Guy — S05E09 — Road to Rupert

00:00:36 Oh, Peter, you're selling your anvil?

00:01:18 Give you $1 for this. Sold.

00:02:29 Sucker. I would've gone to $15, easy. I am so stupid.

00:03:21 Okay, well, I guess you can take my license.

00:03:55 How's life in the fast lane, Mr. Peterson? Griffin.

00:04:45 ♪ My black son, he's coming to stay

00:05:43 And if we buy it, they save a real gorilla in the wild.

00:06:39 Get out of the fridge, Peter. There is no Peter, only Zuul.

00:07:21 Oh, and he makes jokes. Nice going, Lois.

00:08:09 Can I help you, gentlemen?

00:09:06 I say, what a bit of serendipity. Now we've got that fellow's address.

00:09:43 Brian, I'm one.

00:10:20 This sucks.

00:11:14 The 20th Maine. So many lives lost. All in pursuit of the ideal that

00:12:02 I've seen some bodies that have been dead for six hours.

00:12:59 ♪ Just can't wait to get on road again

00:13:54 ♪ But just in case you don't believe me Ask the man himself

00:17:04 Oh, my God. Brian, look.

00:17:41 Meg's as cool as the other side of the pillow.

00:18:37 If I win, I get Rupert. Interesting. What do I get if I win?

00:19:34 I'll bet it was just right.

00:20:21 What I want is a fresh glass of better daughter.

00:21:49 Wow, that's very grown-up of you, Stewie.

00:22:26 STEWIE: We sure did, Brian. We sure did.