Family Guy — S05E08 — Barely Legal

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:07 of fictional 1984 movie character, Elaine Wilder.

00:01:52 Oh, no, there's no police here to help me!

00:02:49 They mean it starts specifically at 10:00.

00:03:42 Oh, that's... Come on. I'm gonna do it.

00:04:37 ♪ Can't you feel a brand-new day?

00:05:33 Hey. Hey, excuse the hell out of me

00:06:46 Some of these chicks are unbelievable.

00:07:41 Brian, that was amazing. No one's ever stood up for me like that.

00:08:43 Oh, yes, yes, who's a good boy? I am, I'm a good boy.

00:10:01 Welcome to the police academy.

00:10:58 one of you will completely lose your freaking mind. Good luck.

00:11:55 I'm going to the mall later.

00:12:48 CHRIS: Brian, I'm ready. You in or out?

00:13:46 Besides, I have a girlfriend, I'm dating Jillian.

00:14:55 Ooh, you got some pie, huh? Can I have a piece?

00:15:40 Yes, Officer.

00:16:47 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:17:40 We're not boyfriend and girlfriend!

00:18:44 Get naked, you strange whore!

00:19:44 Listen, Meg, I'm not gonna lie to you, here. I'm a little uncomfortable.

00:20:29 I'm not confused.

00:21:26 But, you've got all the time in the world,

00:22:23 OLLIE: Sports! And sports. Join us at 11:00.