Family Guy — S05E06 — Prick Up Your Ears

00:00:03 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:28 Damn, I lost him. All right cats, back in the bag.

00:02:21 Now, if you're curious about sex,

00:03:07 That's a no-brainer.

00:03:52 Just what we need.

00:04:38 Unless, I'm supposed to eat them.

00:05:18 Everything's gonna be all right.

00:06:17 but the school board has voted to cancel your Sex Ed class.

00:07:19 the Reverend Jerry Kirkwood and the Opal Ring Crusade.

00:08:12 Now, who can tell me what Matthew just did wrong?

00:09:01 to refrain from sex until you're married.

00:09:57 What... What... Ahhh! Ahhh!

00:10:53 If you want Brian to say, "Arriba," and dance around a sombrero,

00:11:45 From now on, I, too, will be abstinent.

00:12:57 LOIS: All right, Peter, you ready for role-playing night?

00:13:57 Mom, you don't understand.

00:14:45 I love you.

00:15:47 What the hell is that?

00:16:33 Which is great. What?

00:17:25 What the... What the hell... What are you doing? Peter!

00:18:26 Your number one, dirty Jew fan, Mel Gibson.

00:19:21 Very well then, I suppose that bile-spewing skirt of yours

00:20:36 I'm gonna use condoms. Me, too.

00:21:28 Hey, ya'll, sock it to me.