Family Guy — S05E04 — Saving Private Brian

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:34 Hi. I'm former biggest star in the world Mickey Rooney.

00:02:31 You stole that from The Onion. What?

00:03:22 You know, like all of America gets distracted

00:04:10 "have to be down to Debbie in accounting by 6:00,

00:04:55 For example, I used to be a horse whisperer.

00:05:44 He can sing? Yeah, runs in the family. See, look.

00:06:47 Oh, you'll have to have a seat. There's a 25-minute wait.

00:07:35 Commercial! Damn! Play me some filler, Johnnie.

00:08:46 and we're gonna rock this place until...

00:09:47 ♪ Miss Saigon and Cabaret

00:11:01 It's so stupid. It's just Garth Brooks in a wig.

00:11:52 Hey! Quiet down or I'm pulling over. Stop breathing on the window.

00:12:44 Everything I've ever done, I've crapped out on halfway through.

00:13:37 What the hell is his problem? I don't know.

00:14:30 And go!

00:15:36 I'm proud to call you soldiers.

00:16:28 Nobody's corrected me so far.

00:17:23 Peter, these lyrics are filthy.

00:18:15 Shoot me in the foot. What? Shoot yourself in the foot.

00:18:58 Hey, hi. I'm Private Stewie and this is Private Brian.

00:20:17 All right, Marilyn Manson has to be here somewhere.

00:21:13 And the best way to start a fun-filled day of being a good citizen

00:21:59 Do I? Can't go without these.