Family Guy — S05E02 — Mother Tucker

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:26 ♪ Standing strong forever

00:02:33 Okay, thank you.

00:03:19 Excuse me, I gotta find a lost kid. Can I use your mike?

00:04:05 Hey, okay, we've got our first contestant.

00:04:56 Well, then who the hell's been talking this whole time?

00:05:56 I don't give a crap about Woodstock, but Snoopy...

00:07:02 when you pooped that out, was the timer still in there?

00:07:56 Well, I guess he couldn't be any worse than Tim McCarver is at sportscasting.

00:08:58 I'm Thelma.

00:09:52 Peter, you should be happy for her.

00:11:02 He won a local Emmy for his work with the retardeds.

00:11:53 Dingo.

00:12:57 I tickle you, you hit me in the head with a frying pan?

00:13:51 Hey, Carl, can I get a carton of smokes, please?

00:14:27 Hey, can you reach the Crispix?

00:15:36 MAN ON TV: We now return to the Sunday afternoon movie,

00:16:23 Hey, what gives with the suitcase?

00:17:18 Come on, man. Cut me a break. I was only in there for, like, five minutes.

00:18:20 and have sex with Hank get free boob jobs courtesy of Dr. John Viener?

00:19:18 I want some ice cream.

00:20:15 I was supposed to do The Lunch Hour.

00:21:10 Well, all in all, you should be thankful.

00:22:04 Giggity Giggity Goo.