Family Guy — S05E01 — Stewie Loves Lois

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:04 What the hell are you gonna do?

00:01:52 Now, if you'll just sign here.

00:02:47 Mr. Griffin, that's a prostate exam.

00:04:00 Oh, God.

00:05:03 Yeah, you want some of this, Maury Po'bitch?

00:06:10 Rupert! It's really him. I don't believe it.

00:07:07 You're wrong.

00:08:08 Well, why shouldn't I be?

00:09:02 Like the folks you meet in those Louisiana swamps.

00:09:49 Could you not talk to Lois anymore? What?

00:10:30 I'll make you a hamburger.

00:11:10 Peter, I don't know how much more I can take.

00:12:02 Mummy? Mummy? Mama? Mama? Mama?

00:13:22 Your Honor, I can't believe you're even listening to this.

00:14:15 Okay, so if we can all be mature... Give me the gum.

00:15:13 of this new overdependence on you.

00:16:03 Oh, hang on, I got to go pee.

00:16:49 but I think I have some trouble with my prostate.

00:17:34 What, me? No. Why would I be flexing?

00:18:35 You look like a jackass.

00:19:28 Well, now you're too late.

00:20:16 but you're the only one I can turn to.

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