Family Guy — S04E25 — You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives

00:00:35 Oh, Brian, we're so thrilled your gay cousin, Jasper,

00:01:10 It's not really doing it for me.

00:01:55 Just messing with you, Ron.

00:02:40 I'm terrible!

00:03:47 The spirit of America is epitomized by his inspiring motto,

00:04:40 You think it's funny?

00:05:29 is nothing short of a miracle.

00:06:27 Karl, this is Chris.

00:07:41 Damn fine. Diane?

00:08:45 for letting us have the wedding here.

00:09:31 If gays wanna get married and be miserable like the rest of us,

00:10:21 and make a home with a skinny, hairless Filipino boy.

00:11:06 Hey. Yeah?

00:12:18 Oh, that's Brian. He's got a petition.

00:13:10 So, uh, what's your favorite Madonna album?

00:14:11 Well, that's not how they do it in West Quahog.

00:14:58 You idiot! Now I'm going to have to get 10,000 more signatures

00:15:54 Come on, buddy, you're leaving.

00:16:55 Well, no matter.

00:17:47 What? Am I supposed to eat this?

00:18:28 Well, don't you love Mom?

00:19:14 Look, Peter, if you can't get Brian to come out peacefully,

00:20:08 If 2 people love each other, they should have the right to get married.

00:21:07 Everybody gay!