Family Guy — S04E13 — Jungle Love

00:00:35 ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DEADWOOD.

00:01:10 I MEAN, IS THIS STUFF BAD OR WHAT?

00:01:52 ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE THEY'RE NOT THE FIRST COUPLE TO HAVE PROBLEMS.

00:02:28 IT IS YOUR FAULT.

00:03:03 THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A MAN, GARY.

00:03:41 IT'S JUST A MYTH TO SCARE FRESHMEN.

00:04:53 WHAT'RE YOU BUYIN'? UH, SOME BREAKFAST CEREAL.

00:05:38 AS THE EFFEMINATE MALE FRIEND OF THE POPULAR GIRLS.

00:06:16 THIS ONE TIME, THIS ONE TIME, WE GOT SO BAKED

00:07:07 PETER, I JUST FOUND THIS NOTE IN CHRIS' ROOM.

00:07:53 THE KID'S OBVIOUSLY CONFUSED. THIS MIGHT BE GOOD FOR HIM.

00:08:58 HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'? GIVE ME A WORD, ANY WORD AT ALL,

00:09:32 I'LL BE HOME IN A MONTH,

00:10:11 WE JUST ASK THAT YOU DON'T DRINK DURING YOUR SHIFT.

00:11:06 OH, MY GOD!

00:12:00 REALLY?

00:12:47 OW! HE BIT ME!

00:13:30 WITH AN UNDESERVED SENSE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT.

00:14:56 HE MET A GIRL. HE GOT MARRIED?

00:16:19 WE'RE MARRIED.

00:17:06 THIS IS AMAZING. YOU'VE GOT THE BIGGEST HUT IN THE VILLAGE

00:18:44 FINALLY, A WHITE MAN HAS AN OPPORTUNITY TO BE RICH AND IN CHARGE.

00:19:36 I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THAT FROM YOU.

00:21:06 UH, PETER, I THINK WE FORGOT MEG.