Family Guy — S04E11 — Peter's Got Woods
2005 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.6 · 1,339 VOTES · DIR. Peter Shin, Chuck Klein, Zac Moncrief
Overview
Peter and Brian’s friendship becomes strained after Brian begins dating one of Meg’s high school teachers. Peter finds a replacement friend in James Woods, who is visiting Quahog because of a suggestion to rename James Woods High after Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Dialogue Timeline — 474 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:35 AND NOW BACK TO OLD PEOPLE AGREE WITH ARNOLD PALMER.
00:01:42 WHO KNOWS, I COULD HAVE KIDS IN THEIR 20s.
00:02:56 W-WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
00:03:34 MARCO.
00:04:20 WHY THEY NAMED IT AFTER JAMES WOODS, YOU KNOW?
00:05:06 I MEAN, IF... IF I... I WAS OFFERED A SLAVE,
00:05:53 WELL, HE MUST REALLY BE GONE!
00:06:30 YOU THINK YOU HAVE A CRAP JOB.
00:07:30 "200 DIE IN TRAIN DERAILMENT."
00:08:09 NO, NO, THE OTHER GUY FROM PLATOON.
00:08:45 WILL YOU GUYS STOP FIGHTING, PLEASE?
00:09:38 JAMES WOODS!
00:10:19 LOOK, I... I CAME AS SOON AS PETER CONTACTED MY WEBSITE.
00:11:25 WELL, A-A-ACTUALLY, YOU... YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SMELL SOMETHING
00:12:04 MR. GORBACHEV, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL.
00:12:51 I'M GONNA CHECK BACK INTO MY HOTEL.
00:14:44 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CORN?
00:15:28 PETER, I'M SORRY, I WAS A JERK.
00:16:20 JUST THROW IT BACK TO ME.
00:16:58 MAYBE YOU GOT A SATURDAY NIGHT FREE...
00:17:42 OH, TURNS OUT HE WASN'T VERY GOOD
00:18:40 I'M SORRY, PETER, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
00:19:45 PETER? OOH, A PIECE OF CANDY!
00:20:26 TOP MEN.
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin (voice)
Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)
Michael Dorn
Lieutenant Worf (voice)
Gabrielle Union
Shauna Parks (voice)
Jonathan Frakes
Commander William T. Riker (voice)
Marina Sirtis
Counselor Deanna Troi (voice)
James Woods
James Woods (voice)
Adam West
Adam West (voice)
Wally Wingert
Nicole Sullivan
Drunk Chick (voice)
Alexandra Breckenridge
Christina Aguilera (voice)
Fred Tatasciore
Arnold Palmer (voice)
Rachael MacFarlane
Various (voice)
Patrick Stewart
Captain Jean-Luc Picard (voice)
Gary Cole
Principal Shepherd (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed474
Dialogue density21.5 lines / min
First line00:00:35
Final line00:20:26
Production Record
DirectorPeter Shin, Chuck Klein, Zac Moncrief
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,339
Factoids
Episode
Family Guy, season 4, episode 11: Peter's Got Woods.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1434/season/4/episode/11
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