Family Guy - S04E08 - 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

00:00:04 THANKS FOR BABY-SITTING, MEG.

00:01:31 YOU BUSY SATURDAY NIGHT?

00:02:24 OH, JEEZ, THAT'S MORE OF A RIP-OFF THAN THAT BREAKFAST MACHINE I BOUGHT.

00:03:32 SO, COME ON.

00:04:18 SHE TORCHED YOUR ASS.

00:05:10 YOU KNOW, I... I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAD ANY OF THAT PIE ALREADY,

00:06:47 OH, GOD, THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.

00:07:42 I-I'M SORRY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

00:08:36 "OH, NOTHING. JUST WATCHING KIRK CAMERON PLAY JEAN VALJEAN."

00:09:22 SHE'S GOT SOME FANGS.

00:10:13 LOVELY LADAWN.

00:10:59 SHE HAS HEP... A... TITIS.

00:11:54 I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE NEIL JEALOUS.

00:12:53 WHILE WATCHING HIS FAVORITE DOWNLOADED SIMPSONS EPISODES EVERY NIGHT!

00:13:42 AND HE GAVE ME THE TAPES FOR CHRISTMAS.

00:14:34 THIS IS SO COOL.

00:15:20 NOW... NOW, WHY, NOW, WHY, COLIN, WHY WOULD WE BOTH SAY THAT?

00:16:40 I'M SORRY, STEWIE. I'M JUST UPSET.

00:17:30 OK, ALL RIGHT. YOU READY? OK, OK. OK.

00:18:24 WELL, THAT'S IT THEN.

00:19:08 YOU ARE FIRED.

00:20:06 MRS. GRIFFIN, WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU...

00:20:48 HOW ABOUT WE FIRE UP THE OLD SEGWAY

00:21:43 DEFINITELY DEAD.