Family Guy — S04E07 — Brian the Bachelor
2005 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.4 · 1,310 VOTES · DIR. Peter Shin, Dan Povenmire
Overview
"The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participates just to have a vacation only to wind up falling in love with the bachelorette. Meanwhile, Chris gets a nasty pimple on his cheek, which talks to Chris and likes to cause mischief.
Dialogue Timeline — 431 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:36 THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
00:01:23 I'M KIDDING.
00:01:59 SEE DIANE'S ERECT NIPPLES AT 11:00.
00:02:42 ALL RIGHT! RAISE SOME HELL!
00:03:48 IT'S... IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S OK. IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S THE FABRIC. IT'S THE FABRIC.
00:04:36 LET ME SEE. LET ME SEE.
00:05:30 BEEN WORKING ON THAT THE WHOLE TIME?
00:06:07 ALL RIGHT.
00:06:56 I'M DOING THE DISHES, JOE. I'LL CHANGE YOU IN A MINUTE.
00:07:51 IN COUNT CHOCULA.
00:08:51 HELLO. I KNOW. I SAW!
00:09:46 CHRIS, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
00:10:46 UGH, I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
00:11:34 I GUESS YOU CAN'T JUDGE A BROOKE BY HER COVER.
00:12:43 ALL RIGHT, GOLDMAN.
00:13:28 THIS IS THE FINAL ROSE TONIGHT.
00:14:40 UH, PETER, THIS IS BROOKE, THE BACHELORETTE.
00:15:22 I DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT, BUT IT'S TRUE.
00:16:23 I HOPE YOU AND QUAGMIRE HAVE ALL THE HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD.
00:17:14 W-W-W-WHAT ABOUT US?
00:18:11 UH, HEY, ME AGAIN. UH, THOUGHT I MIGHT'VE HEARD A VOICE
00:19:13 UGH!
00:20:15 JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
00:21:12 YEAH, I LOOK FORWARD TO READING IT.
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin (voice)
Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)
Patrick Warburton
Joe Swanson (voice)
Michael Bell
Allstar Seaworthy (voice)
Drew Pinsky
The Dermatologist (voice)
John Erwin
He-Man (voice)
Sebastian Siegel
(voice)
Nancy Cartwright
Daffney Gillfin (voice)
Joey Slotnick
(voice)
Kevin Michael Richardson
Doug the Pimple (voice)
Jessica Biel
Brooke (voice)
Chris Cox
Assistant Worker (voice)
John G. Brennan
Mort Goldman (voice)
Jennifer Tilly
Bonnie Swanson (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed431
Dialogue density19.6 lines / min
First line00:00:36
Final line00:21:12
Production Record
DirectorPeter Shin, Dan Povenmire
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,310
Factoids
Episode
Family Guy, season 4, episode 7: Brian the Bachelor.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1434/season/4/episode/7
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