Family Guy — S04E04 — Don't Make Me Over

00:00:35 THERE'S CRAIG HOFFMAN. AH, HE'S SUCH A REBEL.

00:01:13 BY SOMEONE ELSE'S RULES BESIDES MY OWN,

00:01:56 MAYBE A PAIR OF THOSE LOW-RIDER JEANS

00:02:43 AND CARE FOR HER THE REST OF HER LIFE.

00:03:55 WHILE MEG AND I GO CLOTHES SHOPPING?

00:04:23 THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

00:05:08 IS HANDING OUT MAKEOVERS.

00:06:04 HEY, HORACE, WHAT THE HELL'S THIS?

00:06:57 OH, MEG, HONEY, I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL JUST THE WAY YOU...

00:09:07 GUYS, WE WERE FREAKING ELECTRIC.

00:09:46 I JUST... I'M ANTS AT A PICNIC?

00:10:32 NOW THAT YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE, HOW ABOUT WE GO OUT SOMETIME?

00:11:27 IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO YOUR FATHER THAT

00:12:11 THE GUY BEHIND ME BRAIDED MY HAIR.

00:13:48 WELL, WHERE DO WE SIGN?

00:14:44 WELL, NO, CHRIS. MY DEGREE'S IN OPTOMETRY.

00:15:27 LOOK, LOIS, I LOVE MEAL TICKET

00:16:25 AND, UH, WE THOUGHT THERE MIGHT BE A PLACE

00:17:14 YOU'VE DEVELOPED A TERRIBLE ATTITUDE.

00:18:12 YOU MEAN I'M GONNA GET TO MEET JOHN BELUSHI AND GILDA RADNER,

00:18:57 OH, COME ON, YOU SET ME UP FOR THAT ONE.

00:19:37 IN FRONT OF ONE-AND-A-HALF TIMES THE MAD T.V. AUDIENCE?

00:20:19 I'M SO GLAD TO BE THE REAL ME AGAIN.

00:21:08 WHAT? I CAN'T BE TIRED AT 1:00 IN THE MORNING?