Family Guy — S04E02 — Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High

00:00:03 IN THE TELEVISION COMEDY WORLD,

00:01:34 HOW TO MAKE BUNDT CAKE.

00:02:29 NO, NO. THANKS, THOUGH.

00:03:27 I CAN'T BELIEVE MS. CLIFTON'S GONE.

00:04:12 SO YOU CAN BE SUCCESSFUL WRITERS

00:04:58 OH, YEAH. JUST KIND OF PULL IT OUT. YEAH.

00:05:40 NOW, WHO CAN TELL ME... BOBBY, STOP SCREWING AROUND BACK THERE!

00:06:26 NO, NO, I'M AFRAID I'M FAR TOO BUSY TODAY.

00:07:44 SOME OF YOU, I THINK, CAN DO BETTER.

00:08:40 DAD, I NEED SOME ADVICE.

00:09:29 NOW, WHERE WERE WE?

00:10:20 CHRIS, YOU CAN'T BE SO IMPULSIVE.

00:11:14 SO IT DON'T LIKE MESS ALL UP THE BITCH'S HOUSE."

00:12:09 PROBLEM IS, JULIET'S PEEPS ARE, LIKE, EAST COAST RAPPERS

00:12:55 DON'T WORRY. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY TO CHRIS.

00:13:48 I NEED YOU TO KILL MY HUSBAND.

00:14:43 MOMMY DOESN'T USUALLY READ THINGS OUT OF CHRIS'S POCKETS.

00:15:47 AND THOUGHT HE WAS LARRY FROM THREE'S COMPANY.

00:16:26 WELL, IF IT WORKS FOR YOU, I GUESS...

00:17:37 NO LAW AGAINST THAT, IS THERE?

00:18:22 YOU KNOW, LOIS, CHRIS IS COOL AND EVERYTHING,

00:19:02 CLOSE, BUT STILL NO.

00:19:44 ALL RIGHT.

00:20:30 LOVE YOU.