Family Guy — S04E01 — North by North Quahog
2005 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.8 · 1,844 VOTES · DIR. Peter Shin
Overview
Peter and Lois decide to go on a second honeymoon. But when Peter crashes the car, he decides to pose as Mel Gibson to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they find a copy of a "The Passion of the Christ" sequel. They attempt to destroy the film and end up being chased by two priests who went to retrieve the film.
Dialogue Timeline — 444 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:05 EVERYBODY, I GOT BAD NEWS.
00:00:54 GO DOWN THE TUBES, WE MIGHT HAVE A SHOT.
00:02:22 YOU DIRTY HUSTLER.
00:03:24 I MEAN, OUR HONEYMOON.
00:04:12 I'M NOT GONNA CHANGE YOU. WHAT?
00:04:48 AFT TORPEDOES, FIRE!
00:06:01 I FALL ASLEEP FOR 10 MINUTES
00:06:44 AND NOW BACK TO TWO AND A HALF MEN.
00:07:31 STEWIE, WHAT DOES PETER HAVE ON HIS BOOKSHELF?
00:08:13 UNLIKE MR. GEPPETTO.
00:09:01 OF MANHATTAN'S NEWEST LUXURY HOTEL.
00:09:56 COME ON, CHRIS. IT'S JUST VODKA.
00:10:55 HOLY MACKEREL! LET ME SHOW YOU TO YOUR ROOM, MR. GIBSON!
00:11:52 OH, MEL!
00:12:36 OH, DID I REMEMBER TO TURN THE STOVE OFF?
00:13:29 HANG ON.
00:14:30 AND HE'S A VERY POWERFUL MAN.
00:15:36 PETER, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
00:16:51 YEAH!
00:17:38 THE WORLD WILL NEVER HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH.
00:18:48 PETER!
00:19:45 HEY, LOIS, LOOK. I'M A BOOGER.
00:20:39 OH, PETER!
00:21:17 GOOD TO BE BACK, AMERICA.
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin (voice)
Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)
Bill Ratner
Flint (voice)
Wally Wingert
Principal Sloan (voice)
Don LaFontaine
Don LaFontaine (voice)
Hunter Gomez
Pinocchio (voice)
Lori Alan
Diane Simmons / Girl (voice)
Nicole Sullivan
Alice / Stacy (voice)
Phil LaMarr
Chris Tucker / Ollie Williams / Priest (voice)
Richard Kuhlman
Mel Gibson (voice)
Chris Cox
Abraham Lincoln (voice)
André Sogliuzzo
Actor / Director (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed444
Dialogue density20.2 lines / min
First line00:00:05
Final line00:21:17
Production Record
DirectorPeter Shin
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,844
Factoids
Episode
Family Guy, season 4, episode 1: North by North Quahog.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1434/season/4/episode/1
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