Family Guy — S03E22 — When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

00:00:34 DAD, CAN YOU HELP ME WITH MY MATH?

00:01:20 VOLCANO INSURANCE!

00:01:57 TOUCHE, SALESMAN.

00:02:43 OH, DON'T WORRY, HONEY.

00:03:26 FROM THE FAMILY JAR?

00:04:01 YOU WEAR GLASSES.

00:04:46 OH, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?

00:05:26 JEEZ, CLEVELAND. THERE'S "EDGY" AND THERE'S "OFFENSIVE."

00:08:31 AND HERE YOU ARE.

00:09:20 AND I BAN HOMOSEXUALS

00:09:55 SO JUST REFUND THIS MAN'S MONEY AND WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY.

00:10:30 OOH, MY, HOW EXOTIC.

00:11:16 T-THIS IS SO DEGRADING.

00:11:59 THEY BUILT THE PYRAMIDS. HEH.

00:12:55 AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT ALL GOES TO THE SAME GOD.

00:13:41 OH, DEAR.

00:14:41 BUT HERE IN OUR LITTLE VILLAGE OF ANATEVKA

00:15:18 TO BE A REAL MENSCH.

00:16:13 OK!

00:17:06 I DON'T NEED A BAR MITZVAH.

00:18:09 UM, YOU KNOW, I... I GOT BEAT, PURE AND SIMPLE.

00:19:13 QUICK, I NEED TO BORROW YOUR CAR!

00:20:49 WHO DOESN'T APPRECIATE HER OWN RICH HERITAGE.

00:21:47 EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OK.