Family Guy — S03E19 — Stuck Together, Torn Apart

00:00:34 GOSH, SOME OF THIS STUFF, YOU WONDER

00:01:24 HEY, CAN I HAVE SOME MORE SAUSAGE?

00:02:10 WHOA, WHOA, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? DON'T EAT THAT.

00:03:08 WELL?

00:04:04 UGH!

00:05:01 UH, IT'S HIGGINS.

00:05:48 WE'RE GOING ON A BEER RUN. WANT TO JOIN US?

00:06:35 NAH, WHAT WOULD LOIS BE DOING AT A DINER? I ALREADY ATE.

00:07:30 PLEASE DON'T SPIT IN MY EGGS. PLEASE DON'T SPIT IN MY EGGS.

00:08:27 I'M CLEANING MYSELF.

00:10:04 IT'S THE LITTLE PIECE OF YOU THAT'S KEPT YOUR MEMORY ALIVE.

00:11:04 PETER, CAN I SEE YOU IN THE OTHER ROOM?

00:11:48 GOOD! EMBRACE THE FEAR! DANCE WITH ME, LOIS!

00:12:41 "DEAR DIARY, KEVIN IS SO HOT.

00:13:45 BY BLOWING UP A SURGICAL GLOVE WITH HIS NOSE.

00:14:50 OW! OW! OW! OW!

00:15:40 EH.

00:16:40 COULD YOU PLEASE TURN DOWN THAT VERY BRIGHT LIGHT?

00:17:43 AH, COME ON, STUD.

00:18:40 HELP ME!

00:19:30 WAS THAT A PORNO?

00:20:17 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. GREAT. OH, MAN!

00:21:05 NOW, BEAT IT!

00:21:52 WAITER! MARTINI AND A ROOFIE COLADA!