Family Guy — S03E18 — From Method to Madness

00:00:36 OH, THANKS FOR COMING, LOIS.

00:01:23 GREAT SHOW, MARK.

00:02:00 HUH?

00:02:59 HA! THAT'S AWESOME! GO ON.

00:03:47 PERMISSION TO FREAK OUT?

00:04:30 IS THIS THE BIGGEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN?

00:05:16 WELL, YOU SEEM AWFULLY ENTHUSIASTIC.

00:06:21 YES!

00:07:13 OK, NOW FAST-FORWARD. IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.

00:08:00 OH, GOSH! THAT'S FUNNY.

00:08:53 JEFF? WOW! HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

00:10:05 WELL, I'D LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT. BUT YOU'RE A TOTAL BITCH.

00:11:03 WELL, I NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE ME LOOK GOOD.

00:11:46 OH, NUTS! I MEAN CRAP!

00:12:35 I THINK IT'S EASIER ON ME BECAUSE I'M THE ONE MAKING THE SOUND.

00:14:41 IS IT SUSPICIOUS THAT I THAT BROUGHT THAT UP UNPROVOKED?

00:15:38 WELL, IT WASN'T ME!

00:16:34 YOU SHUT UP, YOU SAP-BELLIED STRUMPET!

00:17:27 IT TOOK A LOT OF GUTS FOR THEM TO DO

00:18:09 JUST BECAUSE YOUR BREATH REEKS OF ROTTEN

00:18:45 OVER!

00:20:00 BUT, STEWIE, I... SHUT UP!

00:20:52 I... I, YOU KNOW, I'D LOVE TO. BUT I... I... I JUST... I'M BOOKED SOLID.

00:21:46 ALL RIGHT, THEN. HELP ME UP. LET'S GO HOME.