Family Guy — S03E15 — Ready, Willing, and Disabled
2001 · 23 MIN · IMDB 7.6 · 1,679 VOTES · DIR. Andi Klein, Pete Michels
Overview
Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Chris fight over $26.
Dialogue Timeline — 459 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:31 ALAN ADLER, DAVID PRESLACK, JULIE AXLEROD,
00:01:09 SURE.
00:01:55 EVERYONE, WE'VE REACHED OUR GOAL!
00:03:02 NOW LITTLE PAUL CAN GET HIS...
00:04:50 I MADE PARTNER!
00:05:40 PETER, THE OTHER DAY WAS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER LOST A PERP.
00:06:24 COMING UP IN THIS HALF HOUR, OUR UNDERCOVER EXPOSE
00:07:16 YOU'RE PARALYZED FROM THE WAIST DOWN.
00:08:07 I GOT A FREAKIN' HALO!
00:08:44 OH, VERY CLEVER.
00:09:35 AND NOW, WE TURN OUR ATTENTION
00:10:22 DON'T LET HIM PUSH YOU AROUND.
00:11:12 YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET THE $26, AND YOU'RE DESPICABLE FOR TRYING.
00:12:01 THAT WAS PATHETIC.
00:13:12 GEE, PETER! THIS WATER TASTES KINDA FUNNY.
00:14:38 PUBIC WIG. I GOT ONE. YOU WANT IT?
00:15:26 WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK ME TO LAY DOWN AND DIE?
00:16:10 HOW DID THESE GET UP HERE?
00:17:07 AND I DEMAND COMMERCIAL ENDORSEMENTS
00:18:01 BACKSTABBER. OH, PETER.
00:18:46 THANK YOU, SIR.
00:19:59 UGH!
00:20:45 LISTEN, JOE, ABOUT THIS WHOLE MESS...
00:21:48 NO, HE'S DEAD.
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin (voice)
Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)
Alex Rocco
Bea Arthur (voice)
Tony Danza
Tony Danza (voice)
Valerie Bertinelli
Valerie Bertinelli (voice)
Wally Wingert
Principal Sloan (voice)
Lori Alan
Diane Simmons / Girl (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed459
Dialogue density20.0 lines / min
First line00:00:31
Final line00:21:48
Production Record
DirectorAndi Klein, Pete Michels
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,679
Factoids
Episode
Family Guy, season 3, episode 15: Ready, Willing, and Disabled.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1434/season/3/episode/15
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