Family Guy — S03E14 — Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
2001 · 23 MIN · IMDB 7.6 · 1,508 VOTES · DIR. Scott Wood
Overview
While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.
Dialogue Timeline — 457 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:04 I DON'T WANT TO GO ON A RANT HERE
00:01:23 YEAH, MAN. YOU AND THAT TOWEL ARE REPRESENTIN'.
00:02:06 WHY DO I TASTE CROTCH?
00:03:25 PETER, STOP! HE'S NOT POSSESSED.
00:04:29 JUST LAYING BACK IN THE COT PEEPIN' AT THIS HERE HOMEY.
00:05:44 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE'S TALKIN' ABOUT.
00:06:58 IT'S A GLORIOUS DAY.
00:07:50 OH, SORRY.
00:08:45 WOW, THEN IT'S TRUE.
00:09:42 HEY, UH, CLEVELAND. YOU GOT A MINUTE?
00:10:38 OH, GOD! I REMEMBER THAT. AND ALL THOSE SEALS DIED.
00:11:57 WELCOME. FOR OUR FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS
00:12:43 I WAS THERE WHEN GEORGE AND WEEZY MOVED ON UP TO THE EAST SIDE.
00:13:43 OH, THEY SURPRISED US WITH A VISIT AFTER
00:14:21 JUST A FELLOW WE FED AND TOOK
00:15:14 OF THEIR MENTAL-MANIPULATION TECHNIQUES.
00:16:03 HAS BEEN STRICKEN WITH RIGOR MORTIS.
00:16:49 $10,000?
00:17:50 MEKKA-LEKKA-HI, MEKKA-HI... GOD, I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
00:18:38 OH... OH, SORRY, HIS "BIATCH."
00:19:26 WITH THAT INSUFFERABLE "I" AT THE END.
00:20:12 THAT'D BE MIGHTY FINE, PETER.
00:21:00 ON MY COMMAND, I WANT YOU TO...
00:21:53 JACKPOT!
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin (voice)
Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)
Wally Wingert
Principal Sloan (voice)
Meredith Scott Lynn
Girl (voice)
Tara Strong
Cindy / Waitress / Girl (voice)
Gary Cole
Cop / Coach (voice)
Kevin Michael Richardson
League Member #2 / Black Professor (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed457
Dialogue density19.9 lines / min
First line00:00:04
Final line00:21:53
Production Record
DirectorScott Wood
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,508
Factoids
Episode
Family Guy, season 3, episode 14: Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1434/season/3/episode/14
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