Family Guy — S03E13 — Screwed the Pooch
2001 · 23 MIN · IMDB 7.4 · 1,590 VOTES · DIR. Pete Michels
Overview
Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.
Dialogue Timeline — 489 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:02 OK. I GOT THE WHOLE DAY PLANNED.
00:00:49 AH! AH!
00:02:28 AH!
00:03:15 CRATCHIT, YOU'RE WORKING THROUGH CHRISTMAS!
00:04:41 WAS... WAS HE JUST MASTUR...
00:05:33 WELL, HAVE A GOOD TIME.
00:06:32 PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD?
00:07:30 YOUR HUSBAND IS A MORON!
00:08:18 OK.
00:09:12 BILL, PETER'S AN ANTITRUST LAWYER WITH THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT.
00:10:00 WITH U.S. STEEL. WHAT DO YOU GOT?
00:10:46 WELL, WE GOTTA GIVE HIM SOMETHING.
00:11:43 HAVING FUN, PETER?
00:12:44 BRIAN, I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!
00:13:32 OH, GOD. AHH! AH...
00:14:32 I BLAME THE SCHOOLS.
00:15:17 COOL!
00:16:21 AND MY BEST FRIEND
00:17:13 BRIAN, DO YOU LIKE CHILDREN?
00:18:05 UH, PAULY SHORE.
00:18:58 YOUR HONOR, PETER GRIFFIN WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THE STAND.
00:19:56 STAN THOMPSON.
00:20:52 NO, PETER.
00:21:49 AND I LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY.
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin (voice)
Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)
Patrick Warburton
Joe Swanson (voice)
Bob Barker
Bob Barker (voice)
Don LaFontaine
FOX Announcer (voice)
Jane Lynch
French Teacher (voice)
Phil LaMarr
Doctor / Judge / Lawyer (voice)
John G. Brennan
Mort Goldman / Bill Gates (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed489
Dialogue density21.3 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:21:49
Production Record
DirectorPete Michels
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,590
Factoids
Episode
Family Guy, season 3, episode 13: Screwed the Pooch.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1434/season/3/episode/13
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