Family Guy — S03E12 — To Love and Die in Dixie

00:00:35 HI, CHRIS.

00:01:37 WELL, THAT'S OK, DAD.

00:02:26 BUT MY ARTHRITIS...

00:03:19 I GOT A WHOLE FREEZER FULL OF POPSICLES.

00:04:24 YEAH, I'M HERE TO PICK UP MY SON, CHRIS GRIFFIN.

00:05:25 TOM, I'M OUTSIDE THIS MAXIMUM-SECURITY FACILITY,

00:06:18 HERE AND WATCH YOUR HOUSE WHILE YOU'RE GONE.

00:07:22 OH, MY!

00:08:17 OH!

00:09:03 MOMMY, I WANT A MULLET!

00:09:51 WELL, I GOTTA GO HELP MY DADDY BRING IN THE MUD HARVEST.

00:10:41 AND PERFUME FOR YOUR ARMPITS?

00:11:25 IS THAT SOMETHING YOU REALLY WANT TO PUT OUR FAMILY THROUGH?

00:12:21 DOING YOUR...

00:13:18 WHERE THEY SEAT THE SORRY-ASS LOSERS!

00:14:16 GET 'EM!

00:15:19 HOW DOES KEVIN COSTNER KEEP GETTING WORK?

00:16:07 I'D LIKE THAT, TOO.

00:17:27 OH, GOD!

00:18:12 I KIND OF PISSED OFF THE WHOLE TOWN AT THAT CIVIL-WAR REENACTMENT.

00:19:05 JUST PRETEND I'M A BOY.

00:19:56 AND I NEVER ACTUALLY SAW MCMILLAN AND WIFE!

00:20:46 I'M REALLY GONNA MISS EVERYBODY.

00:21:51 CALL ME.