Family Guy — S03E11 — Emission Impossible

00:00:34 OH, LET'S SEE. WE GOT SODA,

00:01:13 IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MEG'S TROUSERS.

00:01:53 GLEN, WE HAVE A FAMILY EMERGENCY.

00:02:47 BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, AND UH...

00:03:45 UM, HEY... HEY CAROL?

00:04:31 HEY, IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET,

00:05:30 IS ANYBODY ELSE GONNA HAVE ANY?

00:06:19 PETER, THAT'S THE HEAD!

00:06:59 AND YOU WERE SO CUTE

00:07:38 SEE THAT? HUH?

00:08:20 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY BROTHER, BUDDY.

00:08:59 IT CAN'T HAPPEN!

00:09:40 WITH MOMMY AND DADDY?

00:10:38 WE'LL SEE IF LOIS WANTS TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS

00:11:32 NOW I KNOW HOW THE CATHOLIC CHURCH FEELS.

00:12:23 I WANT YOU KIDS TO GO DOWNSTAIRS,

00:13:07 YOU KNOW,

00:14:54 AND SOLO FROM THE PET ROCK!

00:16:31 WELL, IT SEEMS YOU'RE OUT OF AMMUNITION.

00:17:35 YOUR ATTEMPTS TO ESCAPE ARE...

00:18:25 EW!

00:20:08 YOU'VE GOT TO GET DOWN THERE SO YOU CAN BE BORN!

00:21:04 OH, HO, HO. LOOK WHO'S HERE.

00:21:50 PERHAPS TOO CLEVER.