Family Guy — S03E09 — Mr. Saturday Knight

00:00:33 ON THE WHOLE,

00:01:20 WHO STAND THERE ALL DAY SCREWING HEADS ON DOLLS.

00:02:11 ALL RIGHT, RUPERT, ARE YOU READY TO HEAR OUR MAD LIB?

00:02:58 YEAH, I GUESS I COULD. I JUST HOPE IT GOES OK.

00:03:47 BET.

00:04:21 IT'S ALMOST THEIR BEDTIME.

00:06:32 YOUR BEAUTIFUL HOME

00:07:26 AH, PETER, IT'S OK. IT'S JUST DEATH.

00:08:19 JESUS IS NOT REALLY DEAD,

00:09:18 AHEM.

00:10:04 YEAH.

00:11:18 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! BE COOL. BE COOL.

00:12:04 WHEN WE GOT MARRIED,

00:12:52 OH, EGG SALAD?

00:13:41 I WANDERED AROUND FOR HOURS AND SOMEHOW

00:14:30 YES.

00:15:22 OH, WELL I-I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU.

00:16:10 LOIS, IF I'M GONNA GET GOOD ENOUGH TO IMPRESS THE BLACK KNIGHT,

00:17:23 HUH? OH! OH, JEEZ! SHE WALKS OVER HERE

00:18:08 IS TODAY, AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE...

00:18:56 REMINDING US ALL OF OUR GRANDMOTHERS' CLEAVAGE.

00:19:59 HE'S MY ONLY MEANS OF CONVEYANCE.

00:20:49 THE CROWD HAS FALLEN DEATHLY ILL... SILENT. SORRY.

00:21:53 THAT BUGGED THE CRAP OUT OF ME.