Family Guy — S03E08 — The Kiss Seen Around the World

00:00:37 OH, MY!

00:01:28 YOU WERE JUST MAKING IT LOOK LIKE YOU WERE PLAYING.

00:02:20 THAT'S RIGHT!

00:03:03 NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!

00:03:51 HEY, KIDS.

00:05:27 A BIG FAT PHONY!

00:06:17 YOU'LL GAIN VALUABLE EXPERIENCE,

00:07:24 IT APPEARS THE FATES

00:08:07 I GOT TO SAY, YOU LOOK GREAT.

00:08:52 NOTHING YET, CAPTAIN.

00:09:39 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW COMPLICATED

00:10:37 OUT OF MY WAY!

00:11:43 YOU KNOW, I THINK THIS WOULD BE A FINE OPPORTUNITY

00:12:42 THERE'S SO MUCH OF LIFE I HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED!

00:14:06 WHERE A MEETING OF THE TONGUES,

00:15:02 BLEEDING THROUGH THE TARP IN MY TRUNK.

00:15:59 FOR THE NEXT 17 MINUTES.

00:16:49 YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOUR MOTHER WAS SUCH A STONE-COLD FOX!

00:17:43 AND STICK PINE CONES IN MY ASS.

00:18:33 JUNIOR ANCHOR SEGMENT ON THE MOON.

00:19:16 THANK YOU, MEG.

00:20:10 WHAT'S THE PRESIDENT DOING IN THIS CASKET?

00:21:02 THEN TOP IT OFF WITH A...

00:21:51 THIS GUY'S A GREAT BIG PHONY!