Family Guy — S03E07 — Lethal Weapons

00:00:36 WOO-HOO!

00:01:26 LEAVE IT!

00:02:19 LOIS, FOR GOD'S SAKE, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOME PARENTING!

00:03:18 MY COUSIN, FATHER SAPIENZA,

00:04:02 HEY, GUIDO, WATCH THIS.

00:05:03 YUP.

00:06:02 PTEW!

00:06:49 I EMASCULATED HIM IN FRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE.

00:07:55 I... I DON'T THINK I SHOULD DO TAE-JITSU ANYMORE.

00:08:47 YES. WHY NOT? I'LL HAVE A GO AT IT.

00:09:39 YES, YES, SHE SAW YOU. EASY NOW.

00:10:33 PETER, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING YOU WHINE ABOUT THE LEAFERS!

00:11:19 AND I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT.

00:12:01 THAT'S RIGHT. GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM,

00:12:50 YOU KNOW, HUH? ENJOY THE FIGHT.

00:13:46 YEAH. O-O-OK, HONEY.

00:14:38 AH-HA! I GOT IT ALL ON TAPE!

00:15:34 WHAT DID YOU JUST WRITE THERE?

00:16:23 Y-YOU UNDERMINE ME IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!

00:17:18 "WHERE THE HOT CHICK HAS 2 MUGS FOR JUGS."

00:18:20 YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME?

00:19:30 DON'T YOU USE THAT TONE OF VOICE, YOU...

00:20:17 SHUT UP! THIS IS ALL DAD'S FAULT!

00:21:50 I'M GONNA GO GET A BEER.