Family Guy — S03E05 — And the Wiener Is...

00:00:34 LOOK MEG. I'M THAT PRETTY, DARK-HAIRED

00:01:17 YEAH, NEXT ONE'S COMING FOR YOUR HEAD!

00:02:06 WHY DON'T YOU TRY THE FLAG-GIRL SQUAD?

00:03:07 CALM DOWN, CHRIS. IT'S ONLY A TRICK.

00:03:55 YOU MEAN LIKE A MAGICAL CHRISTMAS TUMOR?

00:04:39 YES, YES.

00:05:42 YEAH. SO, THIS MORNING MY MOM WAS ALL LIKE,

00:06:31 HEY! HEY! THE DOG JUST TOLD ME...

00:07:41 HUH? COME ON.

00:08:23 YES! YES!

00:09:15 YOU MUST BE SO ASHAMED OF ME.

00:10:04 I KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BE COOL.

00:11:24 "ROCKET MAN

00:12:23 SURE! AWESOME.

00:13:04 OH, OF COURSE NOT, HONEY.

00:13:59 DON'T WORRY, BABY. I'LL BE GENTLE.

00:15:00 REALLY. I'VE GOT ABOUT A HALF A PACK OF ROLAIDS IN MY DIAPER.

00:16:07 GO ON. YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL THOUGH.

00:16:51 THAT'S THE MUSIC MOMMIES AND DADDIES LISTEN TO.

00:17:46 IN FACT, DID YOU KNOW THAT JESUS AND MOSES

00:19:02 THESE PEOPLE ARE MY FRIENDS NOW.

00:19:59 16.

00:20:46 STAY TUNED FOR AN ALL-NEW ALLY MCBEAL!

00:21:33 PETER.