Family Guy — S03E04 — One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
2001 · 23 MIN · IMDB 7.6 · 1,715 VOTES · DIR. Dan Povenmire
Overview
When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.
Dialogue Timeline — 519 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:33 HERE YOU GO, BOYS.
00:01:19 ARE YOU SURE?
00:02:14 IN FACT, SOMETIMES GOOD THINGS CAN HAPPEN.
00:03:12 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO SOMETHING!
00:04:08 ALL RIGHT!
00:05:07 ANYBODY GET THAT?
00:06:05 YES, AND I'M AFRAID I'M THE "LIMEY BASTARD"
00:06:59 GO ON. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WAY I TALK?
00:08:06 YUP.
00:09:02 YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT.
00:09:52 VERY WELL. AND IF I WIN?
00:10:31 SORRY TO BOTHER YOU.
00:11:31 BLOODY HELL! MY LUNCH WAS IN THAT HAT!
00:12:31 ANYONE WITH INFORMATION REGARDING THIS SUSPECT
00:13:14 OH, MY GOD! PETER, YOU DIDN'T!
00:13:59 UGH!
00:14:49 HE'S SO MEAN, HE ONCE SHOT A MAN FOR SNORING.
00:15:43 AND I'LL NOT LOSE MY WAGER.
00:16:34 I HAVEN'T FORGOT ABOUT YOU BOYS!
00:17:55 THERE HE IS.
00:18:49 ONE TIME, I WENT UP TO THIS BLOKE'S FLAT,
00:19:50 OH! MAGNIFICENT!
00:20:51 I BELONG HERE.
00:21:53 GOOD.
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin (voice)
Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)
Hugh Laurie
Bar Patron (voice)
Ed Asner
Steve Bellows (voice)
Alan Shearman
(voice)
Tara Strong
Eliza Pinchley / Maria Jimenez (voice)
Lori Alan
Diane Simmons / Girl (voice)
Jennifer Tilly
Bonnie Swanson (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed519
Dialogue density22.6 lines / min
First line00:00:33
Final line00:21:53
Production Record
DirectorDan Povenmire
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,715
Factoids
Episode
Family Guy, season 3, episode 4: One If by Clam, Two If by Sea.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1434/season/3/episode/4
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