Family Guy — S03E03 — Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

00:00:38 THAT'S FUNNY. I DON'T REMEMBER BUYING STEWIE THESE TOYS.

00:01:26 SOMETHING ABOUT STEWIE AND CHEERIOS.

00:02:16 MY ENTIRE FAMILY WAS KILLED, AND I AM A VEGETABLE.

00:03:00 THE WORD, AGAIN, IS "ONOMATOPOEIA."

00:03:50 I'M TIRED OF MR. WEED TREATING ME LIKE A COMMON DOORMAT.

00:04:41 OH, THANKS. HERE'S A MEMO.

00:06:00 OH, WELL, PERHAPS I COULD HELP SIMULATE THE EXPERIENCE.

00:07:00 EL DORADO CIGARETTES? THAT'S WHO BOUGHT YOUR COMPANY?

00:07:41 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT'S NOT FOR, SON.

00:08:28 I MEAN, UH,

00:09:24 BUT, PETER, WHY WOULD THEY MAKE YOU PRESIDENT?

00:10:13 MAYBE I SHOULDN'T A HAD THEM DO THE FLOORS.

00:11:04 BUT THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY OLD SPACE.

00:11:52 WOW. MY OWN OFFICE.

00:13:10 THAT GUY!

00:14:44 AW, SWEET. HEY, I'M YOUR MAN.

00:15:38 IT... IT JUST FEELS LIKE FOREVER SINCE I'VE HAD A SMOKE.

00:16:36 THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

00:17:25 DAMN IT! DO I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS DRIVEL 24 HOURS A DAY?

00:18:09 OH, GOD. WHAT HAVE I DONE?

00:19:03 WE CAN'T BE A PART OF THIS ANYMORE.

00:19:53 THANK YOU, LADIES AND, UH...

00:20:42 BUT I THINK A REAL NUMBER MIGHT BE MORE EFFECTIVE.

00:21:52 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE.