Family Guy — S03E01 — The Thin White Line (1)

00:00:34 I'M... I'M IN A RUT.

00:01:13 TRY THINKING ABOUT THE NEEDS OF OTHERS FOR A CHANGE.

00:02:00 I'M NOT GAY!

00:02:50 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH ME!

00:03:49 DID YOU HEAR THAT?

00:04:42 OH, I... I'M SORRY. NO, TH-THAT WAS GOOD.

00:05:41 WHAT'S WITH THE JOHNNY LAW ROUTINE?

00:06:52 SO, PETER, WHERE SHALL WE GO FOR YOUR WEEK OFF?

00:07:33 IT'S NOTHING, REALLY.

00:08:14 FILTHY, DRUG-PEDDLING MIDGETS!

00:09:17 AND LOOK. IT SAYS WE HAVE OUR CHOICE OF CABINS,

00:10:39 ON YOUR CRACKED DRIVEWAY, STARING BACK AT YOU, MOCKING YOU,

00:11:37 YOU GOTTA BUILD UP A BASE TAN.

00:12:37 CAN THE IRISH CRAP, WILL YOU, HOROWICZ?

00:13:15 "BY HAVING A VERY STRONG UPPER BODY!"

00:14:06 BRIAN, WOULD YOU... CHRIS, LOOK AWAY!

00:14:56 "I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN YOU WERE MY SIDEKICK."

00:15:58 LOOK, I... I'M NOT INSENSITIVE, LOIS.

00:16:45 I'LL BE IN THE CAR.

00:17:35 EXERCISE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF RECOVERY.

00:18:31 UH, UH...

00:19:54 14 PREMATURE BIRTHS!

00:20:34 BRIAN, IT'S MOMENTS LIKE THIS THAT MAKE ME SAD

00:21:36 AIRPORT, PLEASE.