Family Guy — S02E21 — Fore Father

00:00:02 WE NOW RETURN TO LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE.

00:01:29 NOT AFTER BOUNTY DROPPED ME AS THEIR SPOKESMAN.

00:02:14 OK, LOIS' LIST SAYS CLEAN THE WINDOWS,

00:03:03 HMM. IT WOULD BE NICE TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.

00:04:05 ARE THOSE MY BOOKS?

00:04:47 WHEN MY OTHER TESTICLE IS GOING TO DESCEND.

00:05:36 I'M ABE LINCOLN!

00:06:33 OH, MY GOD! MY FISH IS GONE!

00:07:27 FROM THE DIAPER COMMERCIALS.

00:08:11 AND SOMEWHERE, SCOTT BAIO

00:08:59 I MESSED UP THE ENTIRE TRIP.

00:09:46 NOW, YOU.

00:10:57 MUST WE MAKE SMALL TALK EVERY TIME WE PASS?

00:11:34 OH, FIGHT IT, STEWIE!

00:12:17 BECAUSE EVERYBODY WANTS TO HIT THE FAT KID.

00:13:06 PENNY, YOU STAY HERE WITH ME.

00:13:43 DRINK THIS, HONEY. IT'LL BRING YOUR FEVER DOWN.

00:14:53 I AM TAKING YOUR BRAIN.

00:15:50 T-THAT'S GREAT, CHRIS, BUT I'M TRYING TO BE A GOOD FATHER HERE.

00:17:01 MY JAW.

00:18:29 BECAUSE I SEE A SQUARE.

00:19:21 WHOA!

00:20:16 ARE 5 STROKES AHEAD,

00:21:38 NO, THAT DID IT.