Family Guy — S02E19 — The Story on Page One

00:00:03 WE NOW RETURN TO SHERRY AND THE ANUS.

00:01:34 REALLY?

00:02:16 HEY, YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR OTHER CHEEK, TOO.

00:03:17 I SAY, IT'S LIKE THE SPICE RACK IN MY FANTASY KITCHEN.

00:03:59 OH, COME ON!

00:04:53 WELL...

00:05:28 SHUT UP! I FOUND THIS MEAT!

00:06:27 LIKE THE MALAYSIA SPREAD IN LAST MONTH'S VANITY FAIR.

00:07:22 EXCUSE ME, MAYOR WEST?

00:08:36 NO, NO, NO. IT'S ME. MEG GRIFFIN.

00:09:26 IF YOU'RE PORTLY OR TALL

00:10:09 MY GOD!

00:11:14 EVISCERATE THE PROLETARIAT.

00:12:09 AND THEIR SPIROGRAPHS,

00:13:53 OH, MY GOD!

00:14:50 WHO MAKES UP STORIES ABOUT PEOPLE.

00:15:38 YEE...

00:16:25 I CAN'T SELL POWER TOOLS TO MINORS.

00:17:18 OK, AS SOON AS I SEDUCE HIM,

00:18:17 GAYS DON'T VOMIT. THEY'RE A VERY CLEAN PEOPLE.

00:19:24 YOU WERE GREAT IN RAIN MAN!

00:19:59 OH, GOD! I'M SORRY!

00:20:44 WON'T YOU DROP THE LAWSUIT,

00:21:34 UH, YEAH, WHATEVER.