Family Guy — S02E18 — E. Peterbus Unum

00:00:32 OK... OK, HERE'S ANOTHER RIDDLE.

00:01:25 I SPENT MY REFUND ON

00:02:22 HOISTED BY MY OWN PETARD.

00:03:11 I JUST FARTED.

00:03:59 AHHH!

00:04:54 LOOK EVERYBODY! I GOT US ANOTHER DOG!

00:06:01 WHAT?

00:07:02 WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME!

00:07:55 OHH.

00:08:39 AND IN A QUAHOG NEWS 5 EXCLUSIVE,

00:09:36 OH, HE'S OUT ON A GOODWILL MISSION TO AMERICA.

00:10:24 I DON'T PAY FOR DRINKS.

00:12:17 NO ONE'S TALKING TO YOU, ALBANIA.

00:13:13 I DON'T SHOWER.

00:14:08 OH, YEAH? HIM AND WHAT ARMY?

00:15:08 UPSTAIRS, DOING THEIR HOMEWORK BY CANDLELIGHT.

00:15:56 AND WE'RE BACK WITH OUR ROUND TABLE

00:16:49 KEEP THESE LOATHSOME INSECTS AWAY FROM ME,

00:17:41 MY GOD. I HAVEN'T SEEN EVERYONE THIS MISERABLE

00:18:38 IT REALLY REMINDS ME OF ME AND MY FRIENDS.

00:19:29 YOU CAN KEEP THIS FILTHY MESS

00:20:23 AND NEGOTIATE SOME KINDA TREATY?

00:21:10 ACCESS TO IT ON ALTERNATE WEEKENDS.

00:21:51 OR... OR WHAT'S... WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THAT?