Family Guy — S02E11 — A Picture Is Worth a 1,000 Bucks

00:00:05 WHERE'S BRIAN? BREAKFAST IS GETTING COLD.

00:01:17 NOT YET. I DON'T WANT TO RUIN MY BIRTHDAY SURPRISE.

00:02:13 WELL, HELLO.

00:03:10 I'VE NEVER HANDLED ONE OF THESE BEFORE.

00:04:19 I DEMAND TO SEE THE OWNER!

00:05:08 OH, I'M GOING TO CRAP DOUBLE FOR YOU TONIGHT!

00:05:47 IT'S LOVELY, CHRIS.

00:06:40 I GOT $5,000 FOR THAT PAINTING YOU MADE ME!

00:07:37 BUT THA-THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.

00:08:33 THERE'S A HOT-DOG CART!

00:09:27 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

00:10:12 EVEN WALT DISNEY?

00:10:56 CAN COME TOGETHER?

00:11:47 WELL, I BET IF HILLARY CLINTON BECOMES SENATOR,

00:12:41 MY NAME'S CHRIS.

00:13:37 SO YOU SEE? IT'S UP TO YOU, SON.

00:14:29 THAT "DUMP" IS OUR HOME.

00:16:37 I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING.

00:17:25 OH, AND PEOPLE DON'T STARE.

00:18:18 NOW, WAIT JUST A MINUTE, YOUNG LADY.

00:19:07 I DON'T SEE ANY STRIPPERS PASSING OUT FREE TACOS!

00:19:57 EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE.

00:21:00 THAT'S RIGHT.

00:21:49 YEAH! OH, YOU'RE LOVING THIS, AREN'T YOU?