Family Guy — S02E09 — If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'

00:00:33 PETER, WE NEED TO TALK...

00:02:08 NOW GET UPSTAIRS AND STUDY.

00:02:57 TO BRING TO COURT, YOU RETCHED, FILTHY PERVERT.

00:03:41 SHE'S COMING TO VISIT FOR EXACTLY ONE WEEK.

00:04:25 THIS IS AN ACTION NEWS 5 NEWS BREAK.

00:05:18 CRAIG T. NELSON!

00:06:13 EH? HOW ABOUT THAT, CALLAGHAN?

00:07:35 HOLY CRAP, NO! OH, MY GOD!

00:08:32 I'LL TAKE THE DYING BOY TO BLOCK.

00:09:26 YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.

00:10:26 I'M A DIRTY, FOUL LITTLE BOY!

00:11:13 MY GOD! TUMOR-SYPHILIS-ITIS-OSIS!

00:12:20 WHEN YOU PLAY IT REALLY LOUD.

00:13:21 OH, HI, MOM.

00:14:03 WILL YOU EXCUSE US?

00:14:53 I'LL HANDLE IT, LOIS.

00:15:39 YOU GONNA SAY, "DAMN, THAT'S FUNKY."

00:17:05 HEY, DAD. HURRY UP.

00:17:57 DON'T YOU THINK THERE'S SOMEONE

00:18:40 YES?

00:19:22 WHEN THE PHARAOH ANGERED HIM IN THE OLD TESTAMENT.

00:20:04 HAILING IN MY HOUSE!

00:20:58 OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU OK?

00:21:47 AAH! AAH! KIDDING! IT WAS A JOKE! IT WAS A JOKE!