Family Guy — S02E07 — The King Is Dead
2000 · 23 MIN · IMDB 7.4 · 1,590 VOTES · DIR. Monte Young
Overview
When Lois become the director of the Quahog Players production of “The King and I” Peter wants a part. He finds himself in the Producer’s Chair and starts to make some “artistic changes” to the script that involve scantily-clad women and cyborgs.
Dialogue Timeline — 504 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:34 IT WAS A MOVING SCENE TODAY AT HATCH POND,
00:01:19 ARE YOU GONNA DO IT?
00:02:02 BECAUSE NOBODY FINDS HER ATTRACTIVE.
00:02:51 I'VE SEEN ENOUGH. HOW INAPPROPRIATE.
00:03:41 HEY, LOOK AT THIS.
00:04:28 LOOK HOW TINY THEY ARE!
00:05:43 HEY, CAN SOMEBODY GIVE ME A HAND
00:06:30 A 5, 6, 7, 8.
00:07:57 OH, GREAT, 'CAUSE I COULD USE SOME.
00:08:43 YOU SHOULD BE A PRODUCER.
00:09:46 WHAT?
00:10:37 GET OUT OF HERE! GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE!
00:11:23 TOM?
00:12:08 YOU ALL KNOW MY NAME, AND I'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANY OF YOU.
00:13:24 AND THESE 2 WOMEN BITCH-SLAPPED EACH OTHER.
00:14:04 YOU! YOU ARE THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO MUSICAL THEATER
00:14:49 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? YOU WANTED TO SELL OUT, AND WE DID.
00:15:35 AND HE'S CHARMING.
00:16:12 PETER, YOU'VE NEVER DONE A CREATIVE THING IN YOUR LIFE!
00:17:10 GOD, SEND ME DANCERS.
00:18:01 JEEZ, FULL HOUSE.
00:18:56 WHO IS HERE TO DESTROY YOU
00:20:33 THIS... BLOWS!
00:21:53 HEY, WERE YOU THERE WHEN I FARTED?
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin (voice)
Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)
Patrick Warburton
Joe Swanson (voice)
Lacey Chabert
Meg Griffin (voice) (uncredited)
Carlos Alazraqui
Mr. Weed (voice)
Lori Alan
Diane Simmons / Girl (voice)
Phil LaMarr
(voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed504
Dialogue density21.9 lines / min
First line00:00:34
Final line00:21:53
Production Record
DirectorMonte Young
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,590
Factoids
Episode
Family Guy, season 2, episode 7: The King Is Dead.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1434/season/2/episode/7
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