Family Guy — S02E06 — Death Is a Bitch
2000 · 23 MIN · IMDB 8.2 · 2,350 VOTES · DIR. Michael Dante DiMartino
Overview
When Peter tries to get out of paying a doctors bill by faking his own death, he is visited by Death himself, who wants to take Peter away. After Death twists his ankle while chasing Peter, everyone on Earth becomes immortal while death is incapacitated.
Dialogue Timeline — 539 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:37 I'M MORLEY SAFER.
00:01:27 I'M GONNA BE FINE. I'M GONNA BE FINE. NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
00:02:16 "BOOBY."
00:03:00 WHAT?
00:03:50 FATTY CORPUSCLE?
00:04:45 YEAH, IT'S A SHAME YOU'RE NOT DYING.
00:05:51 WHY ARE...
00:06:51 OH, DO YOU MIND?
00:07:48 TO SEE YOU BECOME A MAN.
00:08:44 I'M TOTALLY FINE.
00:09:28 WAIT A MINUTE. SO NO MATTER WHAT I DO, I WON'T DIE?
00:10:28 HEY, LOOK AT THAT. I BEAT MY LOOGIE.
00:11:44 WHAT THE DEUCE?
00:13:16 YOU KNOW, I REALLY WANTED TO BE A WOOD NYMPH.
00:14:03 HE HAS SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR, DEATH.
00:14:55 OK, HERE GOES.
00:15:56 HE COULD NEVER KILL ANYONE.
00:16:46 NO. ONE DEATH ISN'T GONNA DO IT.
00:17:30 ABSOLUTELY NO WAY, AND THAT'S FINAL.
00:18:18 PETER, LISTEN, WITHOUT DEATH,
00:19:04 YES? JUST KIDDIN', IT'S STILL ME.
00:20:10 HEY, OPEN UP IN THERE!
00:21:01 KAREN BLACK. WHAT AN OBSCURE REFERENCE!
00:21:48 OK, SEE YOU LATER.
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin (voice)
Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)
Norm Macdonald
Death (voice) (uncredited)
Lacey Chabert
Meg Griffin (voice) (uncredited)
Tara Strong
Scout on Plane / Miss Jacobs (voice)
Lori Alan
Diane Simmons / Girl (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed539
Dialogue density23.4 lines / min
First line00:00:37
Final line00:21:48
Production Record
DirectorMichael Dante DiMartino
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,350
Factoids
Episode
Family Guy, season 2, episode 6: Death Is a Bitch.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1434/season/2/episode/6
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