Family Guy — S02E05 — Love Thy Trophy

00:00:02 GOOD EVENING. I'M DIANE SIMMONS.

00:00:56 SHOW ME "WOMEN I GAVE THE CLAP TO"! OH!

00:02:18 WELL,

00:03:09 BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU WHO'S THE BOSS.

00:03:56 WE CAN WIN THIS THING. WHO'S IN?

00:05:02 WHAT'S THE LITTLE GUY'S NAME?

00:05:53 YEAH, OUR NEIGHBORHOOD HASN'T BEEN THIS UNITED

00:07:00 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, THERE'S GOTTA BE A WAY

00:08:14 PETER, WHAT IS IT?

00:08:55 LAST FOURTH OF JULY.

00:09:35 I DON'T TRUST THEM.

00:10:33 WELL, TO BE HONEST, PETER,

00:12:02 ROUND METAL THINGS THAT YOU BURY IN THE GROUND

00:12:41 I'M ABSOLUTELY COO-COO FOR CRACK!

00:13:33 DADDY, WE GOT ONE! DADDY, WE GOT ONE!

00:14:20 DID YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT I LOVE?

00:15:14 SHE SAID WE FED HIM DOG FOOD!

00:16:12 YES, CHRIS. THIS IS WHERE BABIES COME FROM.

00:17:06 DAMN THOSE PARENTS OF HIS.

00:17:56 SOMEBODY TIPPED OFF THE CABLE COMPANY

00:18:59 WHEN I GET HIM HOME, I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA GREASE UP...

00:20:04 GO BACK TO YOUR RICE PADDY, MULAN!

00:21:00 BUT, HEY, IF THEY MOVED OUT,

00:22:20 AAH!