Family Guy — S02E03 — Da Boom

00:00:35 AND THAT CONCLUDES OUR SPECIAL HALF-HOUR SALUTE

00:01:18 OH, YEAH. AND, UH, THAT NICE CHICKEN OUTSIDE GAVE ME THIS COUPON.

00:02:41 CHICKEN GAVE ME A BAD COUP...

00:03:34 HEY, PETER. IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW,

00:04:19 WELL, I'M... I'M TRYING TO NAIL THE FLAUTIST.

00:05:03 NOW COME ON, GET IN YOUR RADIATION SUITS.

00:05:41 LOCKED IN A BASEMENT WITH IMBECILES,

00:06:25 6, 5, 4...

00:07:44 HE SHOOTS! HE SCORES!

00:08:21 SORRY, LOIS.

00:09:08 NOW!

00:10:01 LOIS, EVERYONE KNOWS THERE ARE ONLY 2 THINGS

00:10:44 HE... HE WAS, HE WAS DIFFERENT ENOUGH, Y'KNOW.

00:11:42 CHICKEN. A DEAD LOIS.

00:12:31 RANDY NEWMAN?

00:14:18 WE'RE FINISHED! WE'RE DONE!

00:15:14 WELL, THIS ISN'T VERY GOOD, NOW, IS IT?

00:16:23 UH, EXCUSE ME, MR. MAYOR.

00:17:06 PETER, NO OFFENSE, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE WE ALL PITCHED IN.

00:17:48 HOW... HOW WOULD OUR FOREFATHERS HAVE SETTLED THEIR DIFFERENCES?

00:18:34 OH, I SAY. I'VE LAID AN EGG!

00:19:14 AND I'M THE ONE WHO GAVE ELOCUTION LESSONS TO ROSIE PEREZ.

00:20:28 I'M NOT ALWAYS RIGHT, AFTER ALL.

00:21:36 WHAT'S FAMILY GUY?