Family Guy — S02E02 — Holy Crap

00:00:35 MRS. LIPSTEIN, I HAVE BAD NEWS.

00:01:25 HE'S BEEN THAT WAY SINCE I WAS A KID.

00:02:53 AT MASS THIS MORNING

00:03:47 HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY, DAD?

00:04:45 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A 5:00 A.M. MASS.

00:05:36 DON'T DO IT AGAIN!

00:06:48 HAS BROUGHT FATHERS AND SONS TOGETHER

00:07:34 HE JUST LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING?

00:08:19 IT'S HIS FIRST NIGHT OF RETIREMENT.

00:09:06 BASEBALL'S ALWAYS BEEN THE SECRET TO MALE BONDING.

00:09:51 BEFORE I GIVE YOU A KNUCKLE SANDWICH.

00:10:37 AT 2:00 A.M. LAST NIGHT,

00:11:21 THANK YOU, JESUS.

00:12:17 AND I'M STILL NOT EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK.

00:13:02 AND THAT'S MORE THAN ANYONE CAN SAY ABOUT YOU!

00:14:09 AL CAPONE, JOHN WILKES BOOTH.

00:14:59 WHAT? HAVE YOU ALL TAKEN A VOW OF SILENCE?

00:15:59 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE ELSE TO TURN.

00:17:12 MMM, LEMONY.

00:18:22 THAT'S NOT WHAT GRANDPA SAYS.

00:19:15 WOW, IT'S THE POPE!

00:20:01 YOU MUST HAVE THE PATIENCE OF A SAINT.

00:20:50 I KNOW YOU DO, SON.

00:21:46 QUICK, EVERYONE! INTO THE POD!