Family Guy — S01E07 — Brian: Portrait of a Dog
1999 · 23 MIN · IMDB 7.5 · 2,275 VOTES · DIR. Michael Dante DiMartino
Overview
When a heat wave hits Quahog, Peter gets Brian to enter a dog show to win $500 so that the family can get a new air conditioner. When they argue over a trick gone bad, Brian walks out on the family and Peter replaces him with a cat. Brian struggles to assert his civil rights and soon ends up at the pound. Luckily, Peter is able to bail him out by bribing the judge.
Dialogue Timeline — 469 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:03 COME ON, EVERYONE.
00:01:26 DO YOU THINK I ENJOY HITTING YOU?
00:02:10 EW, I THINK I'M A LITTLE SWEATY.
00:02:55 I THINK I SAW ONE OF HER NIPPLES!
00:03:52 IT'S NOT MY THING.
00:04:46 DO YOU WANT TO WIN THIS THING OR NOT?
00:05:49 SHOWTIME!
00:06:39 I'M JUST A HARD-SHELLED CHOCOLATE CANDY! GET HELP!
00:07:40 ME AND THE LITTLE SHRED OF DIGNITY I HAVE LEFT
00:08:34 YEAH, BUT I...
00:09:22 "BOY"?
00:10:01 BIG MAN, CAN'T EVEN AFFORD TO BUY
00:10:47 "TREAT PETER LIKE CRAP" BUNS.
00:12:13 NO, THANK YOU. I JUST HAD IT CLEANED.
00:13:03 AND A PACK OF ELDORADOS, UNFILTERED.
00:13:49 STOP IT! WE ALL MISS HIM.
00:14:32 UGH!
00:15:48 SO THAT'S WHERE YOU'VE BEEN.
00:16:42 GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU CRAZY ANIMAL!
00:17:42 DID SOMEONE SAY TEX-MEX?
00:18:33 YOU'RE KIDDING! IF I PREPARE MY CASE,
00:19:43 WAIT! PLEASE! I GOTTA SAY SOMETHING!
00:20:32 AND CAN'T BE CIRCUMVENTED BY PRETTY WORDS.
00:21:51 IF YOU EVER TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT, I WILL KILL YOU.
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)
Dick Van Patten
Tom Bradford (voice)
Mary Scheer
Ann Landers / Mary Bradford / Mother (voice)
Joey Slotnick
Cashier / Officer (voice)
Lacey Chabert
Meg Griffin (voice) (uncredited)
Wally Wingert
Butch Hartman
Charles Montrose / Vet (voice)
Rachael MacFarlane
Various (voice)
Lori Alan
Diane Simmons / Girl (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed469
Dialogue density20.4 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:21:51
Production Record
DirectorMichael Dante DiMartino
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,275
Factoids
Episode
Family Guy, season 1, episode 7: Brian: Portrait of a Dog.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1434/season/1/episode/7
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