Family Guy — S01E05 — A Hero Sits Next Door
1999 · 23 MIN · IMDB 7.4 · 2,499 VOTES · DIR. Monte Young
Overview
When the Griffin Family gets new neighbors that move in next door, Lois quickly becomes friends with Bonnie, Meg soon becomes attracted to their son, Kevin, and Peter becomes annoyed by the entire situation. After Peter injures the best player on his company's baseball team, Mr. Weed forces him to find a replacement, so Peter quickly changes his mind about his neighbors and invites Joe to play. When Joe shows up at the game, Peter learns that he is in a wheelchair. Joe ends up being the star of the game, which makes Peter jealous, as he wants to be a hero too. Peter ends up trying to stop a bank robbery to prove his value, but ends up getting caught up in the whole situation.
Dialogue Timeline — 539 lines
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00:00:04 OH, MACHIAVELLI!
00:01:19 TOMORROW IS SOFTBALL PRACTICE.
00:02:08 BACK TO WORK, PEOPLE.
00:02:57 NEVER SAW IT AGAIN.
00:03:59 IDIOT! IF YOU DON'T FIND A RINGER
00:04:51 YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT WAX IDIOTIC!
00:05:47 SHE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE ME BE SOCIAL.
00:06:34 UH.
00:07:20 YOU CAN BORROW WHATEVER YOU WANT.
00:08:09 YOU CAN SPEND EVERY DAY WITH THEM
00:08:54 ISN'T BASEBALL GREAT?
00:10:00 YAY! OK.
00:10:52 TO SHOW KIDS THE FUN SIDE
00:12:22 "BUT KISS MY GREEN ASS I SHALL SEE YOU IN HELL!"
00:13:23 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FEEL SORRY FOR THEM.
00:14:28 UNLESS I PUT MYSELF IN REAL DANGER, TOO!
00:15:24 OH, GOD! OH, GOD! OH, GOD!
00:16:16 SUCH A MOM ANSWER.
00:17:13 OK. AND WHERE ARE WE?
00:18:04 OFFICER, MY HUSBAND'S IN THERE!
00:18:51 WE HAVE TO WASTE A HOSTAGE. BUT WHO?
00:19:43 I ALSO LIKE RADIOHEAD.
00:20:50 WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU TRYING TO PROVE?
00:21:42 WHO CARES? I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.
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Factoids
Family Guy, season 1, episode 5: A Hero Sits Next Door.
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