Family Guy — S01E04 — Mind Over Murder

00:00:30 MINTOS, THE FRESHMAKER.

00:01:53 OH, MAN. THIS IS THE LIFE.

00:02:43 BELIEVE ME, CLEVELAND.

00:03:38 YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S BETTER IF I DO IT.

00:04:22 ALL RIGHT. HAVE FUN, CHRIS.

00:05:13 A TIME MACHINE.

00:05:58 YOU MEAN, "HE'S GOING INTO LABOR."

00:06:58 IT'S BEEN SO WONDERFUL HAVING YOU HOME ALL WEEK.

00:07:51 I DO THEM BECAUSE I LOVE MY FAMILY.

00:08:49 WHY SPEND TIME WITH YOUR WIFE?

00:10:20 PETER, YOU ARE IN THE ZONE.

00:11:07 MMM.

00:12:07 SORRY, MOM. I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE SOME I.D.

00:12:55 YOU KNOW, LIKE IT WAS AN INSTRUMENT.

00:14:26 YOU'RE SO OBSERVANT, AREN'T YOU?

00:15:21 I WAS BORN IN A LITTLE TOWN CALLED QUAHOG.

00:16:08 NOW HANG ON A SECOND THERE!

00:16:48 GRIFFIN, I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU.

00:17:41 THIS FOOLISHNESS IS PREVENTING ME FROM COMPLETING WORK ON...

00:18:47 ALL RIGHT, BREAK IT UP!

00:19:30 OR TAKES ME OUT TO DINNER.

00:20:12 LOIS, YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU AT ALL.

00:20:50 YOU MEAN IT?

00:21:49 AAH!